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1. Eat meat, the manliest cultures throughout history ate meat. Do it.
2. Grow a beard or some sort of facial hair. Science has proven a beard occurs when a man is so manly that their body cannot contain it, hence beards.
3. Stand/ sit somewhere for an extended period of time staring. This emits an illusion of wisdom, especially when you use you’re most serious face.
4. Never ask for assistance, except when you run out of beer.
5. Always hold the car door open for a woman, but only for 5 secconds. If it takes longer, it is acceptable to close the door on her leg.
6. Always shake hands with your right hand, if you use your left people will consider you the spawn of the devil and not look at you the same.
7. Have great posture. No laying down when you drive, it makes you look like a pissed off midget.
8. Grimace unless given a reason to smile, however you cannot smile for more than 20 minutes , because people will think something is wrong with you.
9. Get an accent. Don’t be overbearing, but use it during casual conversation. Just not French, never have a French accent.
10. When In public Never text. If you absolutely need to, pull out your phone, mutter, and mash the buttons with one finger very slow and deliberately. To give the illusion that this process is foreign to you.
Reblogged from vagabond-song
The raven is sometimes known as “the wolf-bird.” Ravens, like many other animals, scavenge at wolf kills, but there’s more to it than that.
Both wolves and ravens have the ability to form social attachments and they seem to have evolved over many years to form these attachments with each other, to both species’ benefit.
There are a couple of theories as to why wolves and ravens end up at the same carcasses. One is that because ravens can fly, they are better at finding carcasses than wolves are. But they can’t get to the food once they get there, because they can’t open up the carcass. So they’ll make a lot of noise, and then wolves will come and use their sharp teeth and strong jaws to make the food accessible not just to themselves, but also to the ravens.
Ravens have also been observed circling a sick elk or moose and calling out, possibly alerting wolves to an easy kill. The other theory is that ravens respond to the howls of wolves preparing to hunt (and, for that matter, to human hunters shooting guns). They find out where the wolves are going and following. Both theories may be correct.
Wolves and ravens also play. A raven will sneak up behind a wolf and yank its tail and the wolf will play back. Ravens sometimes respond to wolf howls with calls of their own, resulting in a concert of howls and calls.
Sources: Mind of the Raven, Bernd Heinrich, The American Crow and the Common Raven, Lawrence Kilham